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Har ni några bra citat på lager?
Jag börjar väl då :)

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"Shaken, not stirred"
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"We're doomed"
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"There is, after all, something eternal that lies beyond reach of the hand of fate and of all human delusions. And such eternals lie closer to an older person than to a younger one oscillating between fear and hope."

"Every great cause is first championed by an aggressive minority."

"Small is the number of them that see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts."
Man föredrar att tro på det man helst håller för sant.
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Names are for friends, so i don't need one - Codename 47
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think" - A Hitler
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George Carlin wrote:For instance, you take the word "Nigger." There is absolutely nothing wrong with the word "Nigger" in and of itself. It's the racist asshole who's using it that you ought to be concerned about. We don't mind when Richard Pryer or Eddie Murphy say it. Why? Because we know their not racist. They're Niggers!

George Carlin wrote:We have no more deaf people in this country, hearing impaired. No ones blind anymore, partially sighted or visually impaired. We have no more stupid people. Everyone has a learning disorder...or he's minimally exceptional. How would you like to be told that about your child? "He's minimally exceptional." "Oohh, thank god for that." Psychologists actually have started calling ugly people, those with severe appearance deficits. It's getting so bad, that any day now I expect to hear a rape victim referred to as an unwilling sperm recipient.

George Bush (II) wrote:I hear there's rumors on the internets...
Ghlargh ska inte hållas lagligen eller annars ansvarig om en 64bitare eller dennes utrustning dör eller skadas allvarligt efter att ha följt Ghlarghs tips, tipsen är avsedda endast som vägledning och inte som en exakt instruktion. Kan du inte, rör inte!
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"Escalators can't break, they can only become stairs" - Mitch Hedberg

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Albert Einstein wrote:Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe
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Latinska citat
Ät mina kalsonger - Vescere bracis meis
Jag tänker, därför är jag deprimerad - Cogito ergo doleo
Make my day - Fac ut gaudeam
Den nyttigaste läxan livet lärt mig, är att idioterna många gånger har rätt.
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"Make my day"

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Hejbilist.se wrote: "Det är inte farten som dödar, det är smällen...."

Vi tar det på engelska:

"Its not the fart that kills, its the smell...."
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." -- Albert Einstein

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Einstein

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." -- Albert Einstein

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." -- Albert Einstein


"Yes, I'm sick, officer. Sick from the disease eating away at me inside. Sick of people who don't appreciate their blessings. Sick of those who scoff at the suffering of others. I'm sick of it all!" -- John Kramer (The Jigsaw Killer) från filmen Saw.

"Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore." -- John Kramer

"How much blood will you shed to stay alive?" -- John Kramer

"Oh yes, there will be blood" -- John Kramer


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"The real tragedy is that there are some ignorant brothers out here. That's why I'm not on this all-White or all Black shit. I'm on this all-real or all fake shit with people, whatever color you are. Because niggaz will do you. I mean, there's some [foul] niggaz out there [in the streets]; the same niggaz that did Malcolm X, the same niggaz that did Jesus Christ- every brother ain't a brother. They will do you. So just because it's Black, don't mean it's cool. And just because it's White don't mean it's evil." - Tupac
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