(Varning! Det här avslöjar på tok för mycket av min typ av humor)
Så jag gick in på en porrsite som hade webcams.
När man tittade på dessa damer så kunde man även chatta med dom.
Så jag tog tillfället i akt och började konversera, nedan följer några av de konversationer som kom under dagen.
florentina: im very horny baby, are you horny?
rcanka: no
florentina: not?
rcanka: no
florentina: i wanna make you hard, baby
rcanka: make my pussy hard?
florentina: are u a girl?
rcanka: no, but i have a cat
florentina: your cat wants me?
rcanka: my cat wants cat food
florentina: haha, my pussy wants ur dick
rcanka: your cat is weird
florentina: are you still there?
rcanka: yes, my cat says he wants to insert a cactus in your ass
florentina: a cactus?
rcanka: what's most weird, the cactus or that i can talk to my cat?
florentina: of course u could talk with your cat, hun..
rcanka: you don't think a cactus would be nice to have in your ass?
florentina: that would be very hurts, dont u mean?
rcanka: oh, you don't like my cat?
florentina: i love your cat, why?
rcanka: well. my cat wants to insert a cactus in your ass
florentina: you could insert my ass this | (nu visar hon upp en svart dildo)
rcanka: that's not a fucking cactus and you know it, my cat says you're insulting him.
florentina: i have no cactus
florentina: what is insult?
rcanka: my cat says you make him feel stupid, he wants a frukting cactus
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holli: hiii
rcanka: hello
holli: how are you?
rcanka: i am a little bit to the left
holli: where are u from?
rcanka: sirius, the star farthest from the sun
holli: i am a little bit too left too
holli: have u webcam?
rcanka: yes, but i don't wanna go private, i'm scared of confined spaces
rcanka: my cat says hi
holli: why are you here if you don't want to be private?
rcanka: i'm here to tell you all about the secrets of cheese
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rcanka: hello
kori: helloooo rcanka
rcanka: my cat says you are selling fish in large quantities
kori: ?
rcanka: how are you?
kori: fine, how are you?
rcanka: fine
rcanka: my cat is also fine
(nu zoomar hon in på sin...ja...)
rcanka: can you fit a small rodent in there?
kori: i can everything
rcanka: that's disgusting
kori: you too, asshole
rcanka: so if i tell you to smear your buttocks with liquid ham and spank a zebra, you would?
kori: no
rcanka: liar
kori: what?
rcanka: you have sunk my battleship
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rcanka: you hate me and you hate my cat
kori: i don't need your cat, it's erotic chat here
rcanka: so you think my cat is unattractive
rcanka: nice going...he's got a gun in his hand
rcanka: crap...he just shot himself, you owe me a new cat
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rcanka: i want you
kinsey: then fuck me
rcanka: i want you
kinsey: then fuck me
rcanka: i want you
kinsey: then fuck me
rcanka: i want you
kinsey: then fuck me
rcanka: i want you
kinsey: then fuck me
rcanka: i want you
kinsey: then fuck me
kinsey: anything else?
rcanka: i want you
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kinsey: leave my fucking chat
rcanka: i don't wanna leave i wanna have you in my cage, like a hamster
kinsey: fucking stupid crazy asshole, leave!
rcanka: girls like crazy men
kinsey: go away
rcanka: i don't want to
rcanka: i wanna watch you
rcanka: that's why i'm here
rcanka: sorry if i sound crazy, but i wanna cage you up like a hamster, you little cutie
** You have been kicked
rcanka: go power rangers! haaaaiiyaaaaa pow bang bang tisch bang bang pow pow
rcanka: pow bang
rcanka: bang pow
** You have been kicked
superpussy: helloo
rcanka: my cat likes you
superpussy: hehehehe
rcanka: are you laughing at my cat?
superpussy: no
rcanka: he says he's ready to ignore it
superpussy: you wanna private with me?
rcanka: no, it's scary
superpussy: you like nude chat?
rcanka: i like cheese
superpussy: hmm
rcanka: my cat hates cheese
superpussy: you talk with cat?
rcanka: no, my cat talks with me
superpussy: lol, u understand cat?
rcanka: yes
superpussy: u don't think that you're crazy?
rcanka: no, my cat is insane
rcanka: but don't tell him
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laguna: hi rcanka
rcanka: who said that?
laguna: who said what?
laguna: rcanka?
rcanka: what? am i going insane?
laguna: maybe you are somewhere else
rcanka: where am i? the walls are covered in mannagrynsgröt
laguna: are you drunk?
rcanka: i am not drunk
laguna: where are you from?
rcanka: i am from the planet sirius
laguna: what?
rcanka: the one left of urza minor 7
laguna: ok, so are you normal?
rcanka: yes, on my home planet i have won prizes for my normality
laguna: how old are you?
rcanka: 643 Knrrgons
rcanka: du är en konstig kanelbulle, men det gör inget
laguna: english please
rcanka: that was old siriusenglish, maybe you are not that educated
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** You have been kicked
armandina: hello
rcanka: you like cheese?
armandina: yes
rcanka: i'm insane
armandina: LMAO! i love you Smile
** You have been kicked
blondekitty: hellooo
rcanka: aww now my cat got pissed off
rcanka: he was in for some kitty on kitty action
rcanka: and then he notices you're human...
rcanka: he's throwing up right now
blondekitty: that was the most amusing thing i've heard today, here's a free striptease
(nu strippar hon gratis för mig.)
Ja, och så var det med den saken.
Puss.
